"So, first you have to cut off the top and put it on the table like this."
"Then you take out a bunch of gooey stuff so you can scream into the top and hope for an echo, I tried this lots.""It doesn't work great."
"But try it anyways."
"There now, isn't he cool?"(this is Jack's favorite word, he says it about everything, if Jack were on his dad's favorite show Chuck he would be Captain Cool)
"Now you kiss the pumpkin over and over. You have to do it quick, otherwise Gramma will get a picture of your lips ON the pumpkin and even though it's cute now, it may not be cute later."
"Now you put the lid back on.""I said put the LID BACK ON!"
"SOMEBODYPUTTHELIDBACKON!!! BACK ON!! THISISTERRIBLE!""
"HEEEEPPPPPPP!" ( Jack doesn't use L's for help)
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH"
"Stop taking picture and HHHEEEEEEEEEEPP"
