So I went out to see how Abe and his friend were doing on the house. Before I left I said something like, "Don't fall off the roof, we're not insured yet."
Abe says, "Well you know the rule right?"
Me - "No..."
Abe - "If we fall off the roof and don't hit the ground, we're fired. If we fall off the roof and DO hit the ground, you're trespassing."
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