While watching a scene in the new X-Men movie at the theater -
Jack - "Why are they getting naked?"
Me - "Um..."
Jack - "It's not like girls want to see boys naked."
I'm snorty laughing and trying to be quiet in the small theater.
Jack - "And it's not like boys want to see girls... Well, actually, I think some boys would like to see girls naked..."
Yep.
That's my kid.